Dressing Room Mirrors: TMI?

I bought a swimsuit today and I have one question for the idiots who design department store dressing rooms:

What’s with the bright lights and real mirrors?

I have a better idea.  How about a little candlelight? Or a few of those concave fun-house mirrors that take 40 pounds off a person right from the start? We don’t CARE if you resort to optical illusions or even trickery. In fact, we’ll thank you for it.

And if you’re worried about being sued, relax. I spoke with a lawyer who said it’s easy to protect yourself. All you have to do is post a disclaimer. It can say, “Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.”

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